xbanger is a small, independent website with free, silly tools for people who post on X (Twitter). You type an @handle and get a poster to share: your day on X, what your account is worth, the people who reply to you most, how many of your followers are ghosts, who you chase in the replies, or your X personality type. There is also Shitpost Gacha, a card game where you pull numbered joke cards and post the ones that sound like you.
Who makes it
xbanger is made and run by @heyclairelin as an independent project. The goal is simple: tools that make posting on X more fun, not more work.
Why it's free
The tools are meant to be quick and shareable, so there is no sign-up, no paywall and no ads. They read public X data in your browser, which keeps running costs low. If something made you laugh, you can buy us a coffee; that pays for the servers and the AI that writes new joke cards each day.
How the numbers work
The X tools count your recent public posts and the replies under them, the same numbers anyone can see on your profile. They are a fun snapshot, not official X analytics, and some results (like Account Worth) are made up on purpose. Each tool page has its own questions section that explains what it counts.
Contact
Questions, bugs, ideas for a new tool, or a card you want removed: send a DM or reply to @heyclairelin on X. That is the fastest way to reach us.
Not affiliated with X
xbanger is not made, endorsed or sponsored by X Corp. X and Twitter are trademarks of X Corp. Read how we handle data on the privacy page.