Silent Mode

More 🔋 Social battery cards

• Pick PanicPick one: answer the call with no warning, or watch it ring while your furniture quietly judges your survival skills.Common · No. 3836-1091
• Old BatteryMy social battery is an old iPhone. 100% to “it’s time to go” in 20 minutes.Super rare · No. 0290-0992
• Small TalkSmall Talk (n.): a polite obstacle course where “crazy weather” buys you six seconds to remember how faces work.Rare · No. 4003-7060
• Airplane ModeI’m not antisocial. I’m on airplane mode for my own safety.Common · No. 6521-0880
• Party MathPick one: explain why you’re leaving early, or stay until your smile needs a charger.Common · No. 5044-8927
• Quiet ReturnIf this found you hiding in the bathroom, may the next song be long enough to reset your face.Common · No. 0587-4765

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →