Choice Spiral

More 🌀 Overthinking cards

• Shower CourtI entered the shower needing shampoo and left having cross-examined a conversation from April.Rare · No. 6665-3723
• Nobody RemembersIf you’re reading this: that awkward thing you said last week? Nobody remembers it. Except you.Super rare · No. 7593-9328
• Can We TalkI read “can we talk?” and immediately draft my defense, my apology, and my will.Super rare · No. 0415-6672
• Night AuditI try to sleep, then my brain opens a tab called Things You Said Weirdly and refuses to close it.Super rare · No. 0215-0260
• Receipt AuditI replayed the cashier saying “have a good one” and found three ways I made it weird.Rare · No. 6965-0214
• Pillow CourtI go to bed tired and somehow clock in for the night shift at Thought Headquarters.Super rare · No. 4006-2914

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →