Pick DamagePick one: retaking the family photo because you blinked, or realizing you were the reason.
Common card
Pick Damage
No. 0343-7264
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🏠 Family
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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