Crush EtiquetteGym crushes are best enjoyed silently, from a respectful distance, while forgetting how dumbbells work.
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Crush Etiquette
No. 0678-5302
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🏋️ Fitness
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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