Soft LandingMay your last week be boring, your handoff be clear, and your farewell email contain zero exclamation points.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 0867-6159
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💼 Work
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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