Name Tag CurseAfter the third name tag, I start reading lanyards like ancient warnings from a cursed village.
Common card
Name Tag Curse
No. 0878-0359
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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