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• Leg DayLeg Day (n.): a fitness tradition where stairs become personal enemies and toilet seats require a risk assessment.Super rare · No. 0379-6850
• Leg ForecastI said 'light leg day' and my knees immediately requested that in writing.Rare · No. 9192-0658
• Monday PendingI keep buying workout clothes for the Monday version of me, and she has not responded to my emails.Super rare · No. 4892-8170
• Cardio Or InboxPick one: run up 40 flights of stairs, or reply to every voicemail you have.Super rare · No. 0675-4560
• Step OpinionIf pacing during a phone call does not count as cardio, then why am I emotionally damp afterward.Common · No. 0281-5485
• Sore LogicSoreness (n.): proof I exercised yesterday, or slept wrong, or looked at a dumbbell with too much ambition.Common · No. 7268-0354

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →