Badge MathAn unread badge under five is a task. Over twenty, it's home decor.
Super rare card
Badge Math
No. 0912-1791
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 📱 Phone life
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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