Private Rehearsal

More 🌀 Overthinking cards

• Cart MathI can choose a life path faster than cereal, because cereal has twelve boxes and consequences.Common · No. 4333-5367
• Spiral (n.)Spiral (n.): taking one harmless maybe and giving it a clipboard, office hours, and authority over your pillow.Rare · No. 8659-9438
• Mental ReplayI replayed a normal conversation 14 times and somehow found deleted scenes where I was weird.Rare · No. 1217-3667
• What IfOne “what if” walked in, brought a suitcase, and now pays no rent in my forehead.Rare · No. 6753-3820
• Maybe DiseaseWhat-if (n.): a browser tab your brain opens while you are trying to be normal in public.Common · No. 5932-0327
• Bed MathAt 2 a.m., one tiny possibility becomes a full spreadsheet with conditional formatting.Rare · No. 0608-4559

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →