Almost PlansSituationship (n.): knowing their Tuesday schedule but not whether you're allowed to miss them.
Legendary card
Almost Plans
No. 1181-3672
- Rarity Legendary
- Topic 💘 Love
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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