Camera MathI join Monday meetings with camera off, hair up, and the spiritual posture of a wet receipt.
Legendary card
Camera Math
No. 1191-0033
- Rarity Legendary
- Topic 💼 Work
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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