Tiny VictoryThe most adult thing I did this week was ___, and I would like quiet applause.
Common card
Tiny Victory
No. 1197-5160
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🧾 Adulting
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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