Soft RSVPCanceling two days early is a love language for people who still use a wall calendar.
Rare card
Soft RSVP
No. 1344-5124
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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