Exit StrategyIntrovert (n.): someone who likes you, but also knows exactly where their shoes are.
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Exit Strategy
No. 1351-3098
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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