Calendar Duel

More 👯 Friendship cards

• Silent PingI know my best friend is about to text me because I suddenly have a thought too stupid to survive alone.Super rare · No. 4400-9928
• Birthday RuleIf you post a birthday collage with 17 photos, at least three better be flattering. I am sentimental, not blind.Common · No. 0720-3457
• Joke FossilOne inside joke went too far and now we can’t say “spoon” without the group chat forming a committee.Common · No. 8993-8582
• Almost PlansWe picked a restaurant, a weekend, and outfits, then quietly released the plan back into the wild.Rare · No. 8523-7696
• Knows A GuyEvery friend group has one person who “knows a guy.” If you can’t think of who, it’s you.Super rare · No. 4932-0960
• Missing PersonI’m a great friend in the group chat and a missing person at the actual event.Super rare · No. 8790-3744

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →