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More 💘 Love cards

• Forever SnackLongterming (n.): loving someone enough to share fries, then resenting the exact fry they picked.Rare · No. 5271-0683
• The Last FryLove is letting someone have the last slice and thinking about it for the rest of my life.Super rare · No. 1223-2704
• Dinner TrialPick one: name a restaurant and get vetoed, or say “surprise me” and receive soup from a place with no chairs.Common · No. 8719-3483
• Honest TranslationHonest translation: “I’m fine” = I have prepared a 40-slide presentation on why I’m not.Legendary · No. 0717-5424
• Jealousy WeatherJealousy (n.): pretending I’m normal while one specific name in your notifications starts paying rent in my head.Rare · No. 5856-8240
• Soft LaunchIf your ex suddenly looks happier, remember photos are just screenshots of a person behaving for half a second.Common · No. 3641-8188

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →