Plan DamagePick one: make weekend plans in January, or explain “maybe” to seven adults with calendars.
Common card
Plan Damage
No. 2099-7538
- Rarity Common
- Topic 👯 Friendship
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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