Kitchen Shift

More 🏠 Family cards

• Oldest CourtOldest siblings deserve back pay for every time “go see what they’re doing” turned into unpaid emotional security work.Super rare · No. 7719-1027
• Sibling TreatySibling (n.): the only person who can insult your haircut and still ask for a ride 11 seconds later.Rare · No. 3683-9545
• The ShortcutMy dad’s GPS is “I know a shortcut.” We have never arrived on time.Rare · No. 5866-0480
• Dad WeatherDad checking the sky before we leave makes me trust weather more than the actual forecast.Rare · No. 1991-3428
• Holiday NapCouch (n.): the holiday throne where one uncle naps through chaos and wakes up exactly when dessert is announced.Rare · No. 3920-3273
• Basement QuestDad said he’d be right back from the garage, and now he’s discovered a box from 1998 with unresolved feelings.Rare · No. 7220-6031

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →