Soft LaunchI delete apps with the confidence of someone who will reinstall them before dinner.
Rare card
Soft Launch
No. 2197-3781
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 📱 Phone life
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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