Gentle Decline

More 🔋 Social battery cards

• Battery LowI stayed 20 minutes past my social battery and now my spirit is crawling under the snack table to molt.Super rare · No. 4541-5678
• Party MathI can survive a party for exactly one kitchen conversation, two bathroom breaks, and a mysterious disappearance.Super rare · No. 7362-9468
• Soft CancelI feel brave canceling plans, then spend the freed-up evening worried I canceled too cheerfully.Rare · No. 4375-4863
• Quiet HourAfter small talk, I need silence so deep the refrigerator asks permission before humming.Super rare · No. 8255-5926
• Exit SurveyWhat event drains you faster: wedding small talk, work mixers, or hearing “just come for one drink”?Common · No. 1284-8708
• Pick PanicPick one: answer the call with no warning, or watch it ring while your furniture quietly judges your survival skills.Common · No. 3836-1091

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →