Morning Evidence

More 😴 Sleep cards

• Morning BetrayalWaking up one minute before the alarm is not peaceful. It's betrayal with excellent timing.Super rare · No. 5655-5620
• Alarm TheaterI make a responsible bedtime plan every night, then my phone and I improvise a tragic little sequel.Rare · No. 6774-5904
• Octopus HourEvery night: “I’ll sleep early.” Every night at 2am: “do fish get thirsty.”Rare · No. 5447-4752
• Tracker DramaMy sleep app said “restless” so I apologized to my mattress and promised to be a better tenant.Common · No. 4363-8627
• Nap RulesA nap after 5 p.m. is not a mistake. It’s a portal, and I will enter proudly.Common · No. 6495-3094
• Alarm TheaterI set an alarm called Big Morning Energy and wake up acting like I was personally attacked by sound.Rare · No. 4620-3485

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →