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More 💼 Work cards

• Notice PeriodI thought about quitting and my badge beeped from across the room like it heard me pack a tiny suitcase.Rare · No. 8362-9317
• Fridge LawIf your container leaks in the office fridge, your calendar should automatically book a shame lunch.Rare · No. 5962-2687
• Home OfficeRemote work (n.): hearing the doorbell mid-sentence and deciding the package can raise itself.Common · No. 2763-9937
• Status CheckBe honest, do you open a spreadsheet just to look supervised?Common · No. 9917-4183
• Meeting RoulettePick one: join the meeting two minutes late, or join early and make eye contact with silence.Rare · No. 8112-2726
• Fridge MysteryWhat office fridge item has been in there so long it feels like senior leadership?Common · No. 9098-0529

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →