Oldest ChildOldest child (n.): the person who knows where the scissors are and why everyone is tense.
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Oldest Child
No. 2800-1489
- Rarity Legendary
- Topic 🏠 Family
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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