Bare MinimumEverything is "too intense" to people who put one blurry fish photo in their profile.
Common card
Bare Minimum
No. 2935-0670
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💘 Love
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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