Couch RulesSitting in my childhood spot on the couch still makes me defend territory with my knees.
Rare card
Couch Rules
No. 2936-9385
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🏠 Family
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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