Mat Review

More 🏋️ Fitness cards

• Starting MondayStarting Monday (n.): the sacred ceremony of feeling athletic while still eating cereal over the sink on Sunday night.Legendary · No. 5514-5697
• Step CountStep Count (n.): a tiny scoreboard that somehow knows I paced during one phone call and calls it fitness.Common · No. 5789-9044
• Cardio Or InboxPick one: run a marathon, or reply to every email you have.Super rare · No. 8468-9152
• Carpet CardioI did jumping jacks at home and the upstairs neighbor, downstairs neighbor, and one confused spoon all filed noise complaints.Rare · No. 1513-4281
• Bulking EraI’m in my bulking era. I’ve been in my bulking era since 2016.Rare · No. 2568-8064
• Mat NegotiationsI opened a yoga video and paused it so long the thumbnail started feeling like my instructor.Rare · No. 6787-2244

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →