Cable RitualWhen the charger only works at one angle, I become a priest of the bedside outlet.
Rare card
Cable Ritual
No. 3149-9388
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 📱 Phone life
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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