Dad Repair

More 🏠 Family cards

• Tech CallParent Password (n.): the same pet name, birthday, and mystery capital letter you have to rediscover every holiday.Rare · No. 0062-1712
• Doorway DefaultI go home for one weekend and instantly forget how to be an adult. I just stand near snacks and await instructions.Rare · No. 1320-6330
• Table MissionI got asked to set the holiday table and somehow became assistant director of forks for a room full of unpaid critics.Rare · No. 6894-7881
• Dad TimingI asked Dad one simple question and got a 12-minute history of the driveway.Rare · No. 4265-7725
• Dad InventoryDad opening the junk drawer becomes a live audit of every battery we've ever disappointed.Legendary · No. 6071-6658
• Baby AlbumYoungest (n.): the child with three photos total, all blurry, all taken after someone remembered cameras exist.Rare · No. 0451-1032

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →