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More 😴 Sleep cards

• Night MenuPick one: go to bed early and stare at the dark, or scroll until your charger becomes emotional support equipment.Common · No. 0997-2452
• Snooze CountWhat’s your snooze button number before you start calculating shower speed like an Olympic event?Common · No. 5021-0141
• Bad OptionsPick one: lie awake calculating sleep hours, or fall asleep instantly and dream you missed three alarms.Rare · No. 4336-6357
• Morning FraudI wake up saying “five more minutes” with the bravery of someone who has learned nothing from yesterday.Rare · No. 7866-4360
• Midnight PortalI checked the time in bed, blinked once, and my phone showed me a cabinet hinge review from another dimension.Legendary · No. 8007-3848
• Sleep MathSnooze (n.): a nine-minute loan from tomorrow that charges interest in panic and unbrushed hair.Legendary · No. 0634-7012

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →