Childhood Math

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• Mom TimingMom can hear a cabinet close wrong from two rooms away and identify the guilty spoon.Super rare · No. 6581-6736
• Hard PickPick one: Grandpa's chair by mistake, or answering “what's new” with actual details.Common · No. 8850-6380
• Reads The RoomMy dad doesn’t read instructions. He reads the room, and the room says “call a professional.”Super rare · No. 8852-0448
• Youngest DefenseI’m the youngest, which means I was raised by parents, siblings, and a rotating committee of disappointed sighs.Common · No. 1284-8750
• Going On The InternetMy parents still think the internet is a place you “log into.”Common · No. 2654-1824
• Family LoreEvery family has one story that starts with “remember when ___” and somehow everyone gets a different court transcript.Rare · No. 9739-7757

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