Quiet Prize

More 🔋 Social battery cards

• People BudgetI’m not antisocial. I just budget people like money.Rare · No. 0655-7952
• Wedding TableAssigned seating at weddings is brave, because some of us can’t survive “how do you all know each other?” without bread support.Super rare · No. 3683-7734
• Soft CancelRelief (n.): the tiny vacation that begins when someone texts “rain check?” before you have to.Rare · No. 2319-4832
• Exit StrategyMingling (n.): walking in slow circles with a drink, hoping a conversation ends before your personality does.Rare · No. 4962-6740
• Battery LowI stayed 20 minutes past my social battery and now my spirit is crawling under the snack table to molt.Super rare · No. 4541-5678
• Party MathI can survive a party for exactly one kitchen conversation, two bathroom breaks, and a mysterious disappearance.Super rare · No. 7362-9468

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →