Adult TalentThe most underrated adult skill is ___. I'll go first: leaving the store with only batteries.
Common card
Adult Talent
No. 4115-8718
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💸 Money
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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