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More 📱 Phone life cards

• Receipt CourtRead receipts off doesn’t make you mysterious. It makes you a porch light with commitment issues, and I respect it.Rare · No. 3514-4581
• Charger TreatyThe cable only charges at one angle now, so I built it a pillow fort and respect its leadership.Super rare · No. 7555-9924
• Call ScreenWhen your phone rings, how many seconds do you stare at it before remembering you own the device?Common · No. 9189-0645
• Group ShotThe group photo looked normal until zooming in revealed my thumb holding a press conference in the corner.Common · No. 5937-0614
• Trailer FirstPhone calls without warning should come with a trailer first.Rare · No. 9250-7648
• Tiny PanicAutocorrect (n.): a tiny goblin that waits until send, then makes me sound recently invented.Rare · No. 6492-2277

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →