Dad JokeDad joke (n.): a sentence you refuse to laugh at until it follows you home.
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Dad Joke
No. 4915-2386
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🏠 Family
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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