Hallway MilesI walked 600 steps inside my apartment and now the hallway owes me a medal.
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Hallway Miles
No. 4928-4159
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🏋️ Fitness
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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