Receipt RulesSave the receipt forever, or throw it away and need it in 9 minutes? Pick one.
Common card
Receipt Rules
No. 4934-3614
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💸 Money
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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