Pizza RulesA pizza cut into squares is either for a party or a lawsuit, no middle ground.
Common card
Pizza Rules
No. 5233-1890
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🍕 Food
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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