Old Room

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• Back To 14I’m an adult until I go home. Then I’m 15 and someone ate my yogurt.Super rare · No. 8076-6976
• Holiday MathI said I’d bring one dish and showed up with napkins, confidence, and a grocery bag making suspicious noises.Rare · No. 9219-9659
• Mom TimingMom can hear a cabinet close wrong from two rooms away and identify the guilty spoon.Super rare · No. 6581-6736
• Hard PickPick one: Grandpa's chair by mistake, or answering “what's new” with actual details.Common · No. 8850-6380
• Reads The RoomMy dad doesn’t read instructions. He reads the room, and the room says “call a professional.”Super rare · No. 8852-0448
• Youngest DefenseI’m the youngest, which means I was raised by parents, siblings, and a rotating committee of disappointed sighs.Common · No. 1284-8750

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →