Birthday AuditBirthday dinner (n.): a sweet meal where you find out who can read a calendar under pressure.
Rare card
Birthday Audit
No. 5428-7538
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 👯 Friendship
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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