Door StandoffPick one: meet the delivery driver instantly, or hide while the bag judges your windowsill.
Common card
Door Standoff
No. 5558-4645
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🍕 Food
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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