Bad OptionsPick one: reply to eight unread texts, or delete every app and become suspiciously available.
Common card
Bad Options
No. 5693-8513
- Rarity Common
- Topic 📱 Phone life
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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