Soft LandingMay your impulse buy arrive useful enough that Future You stops preparing the speech.
Common card
Soft Landing
No. 5695-0798
- Rarity Common
- Topic 💸 Money
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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