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• Menu LawA restaurant menu with twelve fonts is not charming. It is a group project with appetizers.Super rare · No. 0218-1298
• Leftover KingdomI put one container in the fridge and now there’s a cold civilization electing a mayor behind the pickles.Super rare · No. 0555-4565
• Dinner TrialPick one: burn the garlic in silence, or restart dinner and pretend 9:47 is a normal time to begin.Common · No. 2203-7772
• Aisle OpinionGrocery store lighting makes every avocado look trustworthy. This is how they get us.Rare · No. 7458-8875
• Menu PanicPick one: ask what the ingredient is, or nod confidently and spend $18 discovering it tastes like lawn furniture.Common · No. 7385-2169
• App SpiralI added fries to hit the delivery minimum, then dessert for balance, then accepted my new role as treasurer of ranch.Rare · No. 7543-8528

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A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →