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• Maybe MathMaybe (n.): a word that makes my brain open 47 tabs and none of them load.Rare · No. 3117-6365
• Receipt PortalI found an old receipt and somehow worried the cashier still remembers my banana spacing.Common · No. 9245-1508
• Text WeatherWhat harmless message made you start preparing three explanations and a witness statement?Common · No. 5405-1038
• Argument PracticePracticing imaginary arguments gives me great comebacks for conflicts that will never happen outside my shampoo bottle.Common · No. 2284-6162
• Couch DebateI picked the wrong reply tone and now my couch is hosting a televised panel about my character.Rare · No. 2647-8914
• Simple OptionsPick one: send the message now, or proofread it until punctuation starts looking sarcastic.Rare · No. 9320-3267

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →