Original ChoiceIf this found you rewriting yesterday, may the first version stop looking like a trap.
Rare card
Original Choice
No. 6146-4202
- Rarity Rare
- Topic 🌀 Overthinking
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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What is Shitpost Gacha?
A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →