Battery CheckDescribe your social battery in one word. I’ll go first: “blinking.”
Common card
Battery Check
No. 6239-3320
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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