Portal PersonI've typed my birthdate into portals so many times I no longer know if I was born or assigned.
Super rare card
Portal Person
No. 6682-0470
- Rarity Super rare
- Topic 🧾 Adulting
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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