Cable Law

More 📱 Phone life cards

• Call PanicI can order food for six people, but one ringing phone turns me into someone who forgot mouths exist.Super rare · No. 3635-8725
• Algorithm ChefI watched one cooking video and now my whole feed thinks I own a restaurant.Rare · No. 1011-2768
• Unknown NumberI let unknown calls ring while staring at the screen like the phone and I are both being tested.Rare · No. 5238-3262
• Cable RitualThe charger only works if I tilt it southeast, compliment its service, and stop making direct eye contact.Super rare · No. 6591-2169
• Voice PortalA three-minute voice note makes me pace the kitchen, nod at appliances, and enter a witness protection program for replies.Rare · No. 0396-2451
• Bedtime SpiralI went to bed early and spent 47 minutes scrolling with one eye open, as nature intended.Rare · No. 8464-8228

What is Shitpost Gacha?

A free card game of numbered joke posts for X (Twitter). Pull a card, post the ones that sound like you as text or as an image, and like or meh the rest. Every card has its own number and page, and the first person ever to pull a card gets their @handle on it for good. New cards arrive every day; the ones players don’t like retire on their own. Play Shitpost Gacha →