Two Bad DoorsPick one: mingle for ten minutes, or stand beside the gift table guarding nobody’s purse.
Common card
Two Bad Doors
No. 6843-6298
- Rarity Common
- Topic 🔋 Social battery
- Pulled never yet: be the first
- Players 0 liked · 0 meh
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